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OC Interview: Foulmouth
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The Interview Rules:
1. You must choose only ONE of your OCs. Do it again if you wanna use another OC.
2. Your OC must answer every question as truthfully as possible or as in character as possible. Cuz face it bad guys just don't answer truthfully.
3. Title the journal as OC Interview: Character (IE OC Interview: James Bond)
4. When you're done, tag as many people as you want.
5. Have fun!!!
Interviewer: Hi! What's your real name and nickname?
Foulmouth: You may address me as 'Foulmouth', Bringer of Pain and Savage Prince of Ignorance.
IV: Interesting... what's your current age?
FM: My what? What kind of half @%$ question is that? Next question!
IV: Uh huh. What's your favorite food?
FM: Did you fall on your head before you came in here? What's my favorite food? Ok I'll play along ... Huh! I'll eat almost anything if it's cooked right ... ask yo mama!
IV: And your favorite drinks?
FM: I'm a man of culture ... can't you tell ... I enjoy Mojito's
IV: Confession time! Who's your crush/lover?
FM: My what? You're inbred aren't you? I know that over grown forehead was a dead give-a-way! I have a crush on your mama! As a matter of fact, I was this close to being your daddy, but a baboon got there first ... thank God for that aye!
IV: Aww! Have you two kissed yet?
FM: Kiss! weren't you listening? Maybe you should take your head out your butt and listen "to the words that are coming out of my mouth!"
IV: OK! What's your favorite color?
FM: ... Red, like the colour of your blood as I 'bash your freakin head in'!
IV: Who's your favorite author?
FM: Jonboy, my monkey sidekick and man servent!
JonBoy: For the last time, I'M NOT YOUR SIDEKICK OR MAN SERVENT!!!
IV: Now what's your biggest fear?
FM: Finding out that I could be your daddy!
IV: *stifles a giggle* I'm not laughing *bursts out laughing*
FM: Oh, so now I'm funny! ... The only reason I haven't beetin' you like a Trekkie chocking his chicken after hearing they're making a new movie is cuz I have two strikes already ...
IV: Awesome. Who's your hero?
FM: You are the poster child for safe sex!
IV: Ok, who is your worst enemy?
FM: Inbred baboons like you! I HATE dumb people, and dumb questions ... like this even more!
IV: What would you do if your hero and your worst....
FM: That third strike is looking better and better everytime you open your mouth.
IV: Interesting... what would you do if you met your creator?
FM: Ask him ... why the HELL am I always surround by idiots!
IV: Okay, I'll contact them right now. Done! Now, what do you want to be when you grow up?
FM: ... I am going to take this bat and tickle your prostate from the inside!
IV: What's your worst nightmare?
FM: I'm living it ...
IV: What's your lifelong dream?
FM: To education the world on the true meaning of PAIN!
IV: What would you do if your lifelong dream came true?
FM: Be thanking that baboons like you would be no more!
IV: Ok, where's your favorite place to relax?
FM: That's a question you should be asking your mama!
IV: Last question! What do you spend most of your time doing?
FM: Bashing the people of dumb people, much like yourself ... as a matter of fact, now that this is done can I have a word with you around back ... don't worry about bringing anything ... I'll have everything you need ... and I'm sure when I'm done you'll never be the same!
1. You must choose only ONE of your OCs. Do it again if you wanna use another OC.
2. Your OC must answer every question as truthfully as possible or as in character as possible. Cuz face it bad guys just don't answer truthfully.
3. Title the journal as OC Interview: Character (IE OC Interview: James Bond)
4. When you're done, tag as many people as you want.
5. Have fun!!!
Interviewer: Hi! What's your real name and nickname?
Foulmouth: You may address me as 'Foulmouth', Bringer of Pain and Savage Prince of Ignorance.
IV: Interesting... what's your current age?
FM: My what? What kind of half @%$ question is that? Next question!
IV: Uh huh. What's your favorite food?
FM: Did you fall on your head before you came in here? What's my favorite food? Ok I'll play along ... Huh! I'll eat almost anything if it's cooked right ... ask yo mama!
IV: And your favorite drinks?
FM: I'm a man of culture ... can't you tell ... I enjoy Mojito's
IV: Confession time! Who's your crush/lover?
FM: My what? You're inbred aren't you? I know that over grown forehead was a dead give-a-way! I have a crush on your mama! As a matter of fact, I was this close to being your daddy, but a baboon got there first ... thank God for that aye!
IV: Aww! Have you two kissed yet?
FM: Kiss! weren't you listening? Maybe you should take your head out your butt and listen "to the words that are coming out of my mouth!"
IV: OK! What's your favorite color?
FM: ... Red, like the colour of your blood as I 'bash your freakin head in'!
IV: Who's your favorite author?
FM: Jonboy, my monkey sidekick and man servent!
JonBoy: For the last time, I'M NOT YOUR SIDEKICK OR MAN SERVENT!!!
IV: Now what's your biggest fear?
FM: Finding out that I could be your daddy!
IV: *stifles a giggle* I'm not laughing *bursts out laughing*
FM: Oh, so now I'm funny! ... The only reason I haven't beetin' you like a Trekkie chocking his chicken after hearing they're making a new movie is cuz I have two strikes already ...
IV: Awesome. Who's your hero?
FM: You are the poster child for safe sex!
IV: Ok, who is your worst enemy?
FM: Inbred baboons like you! I HATE dumb people, and dumb questions ... like this even more!
IV: What would you do if your hero and your worst....
FM: That third strike is looking better and better everytime you open your mouth.
IV: Interesting... what would you do if you met your creator?
FM: Ask him ... why the HELL am I always surround by idiots!
IV: Okay, I'll contact them right now. Done! Now, what do you want to be when you grow up?
FM: ... I am going to take this bat and tickle your prostate from the inside!
IV: What's your worst nightmare?
FM: I'm living it ...
IV: What's your lifelong dream?
FM: To education the world on the true meaning of PAIN!
IV: What would you do if your lifelong dream came true?
FM: Be thanking that baboons like you would be no more!
IV: Ok, where's your favorite place to relax?
FM: That's a question you should be asking your mama!
IV: Last question! What do you spend most of your time doing?
FM: Bashing the people of dumb people, much like yourself ... as a matter of fact, now that this is done can I have a word with you around back ... don't worry about bringing anything ... I'll have everything you need ... and I'm sure when I'm done you'll never be the same!
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